Rules:
Go to UrbanDictionary.com
and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first hilarious definitions it gives you.

01. Your name?
Lauren.

a beautiful girl whom makes you go crazy .
ahhh, look at her , she's such a lauren . .
[LOLOLOLOL]

02. Your age?
Fifteen
A rating given to a girl if you're not sure if you'd hit that. Refers to blackjack.
M1: That stripper was a fifteen.
M2: She was 15?
M1: No, she was A 15...like in blackjack.
M2: Niiiice

[HAHA *ROFL*]


03. What you should be doing:
Sleeping.
a mystical kind of magic which sends u to an alternate plane of existence in which the magical gremlins give u pro plus

i was sleeping when i heard a large crash


04. Favorite color?
Red and blue
The act of taking one's cellular phone, while high, and using it to distort your eyes.

Preferably at night, stare at an object, such as a tree or sign. Keep both eyes fixed on that object and lift your cell phone to your right eye. Continue to keep your eyes on the object and your phone lit. After 30 to 45 seconds, remove the phone and look around. One of your eyes will only see red and one will only see blue.

It's insane when you're high. Everything seems to be in 3D. Have your friends fake punch you in the face or something.
What do you want to do? Maybe a little Red and Blue.

[Haha that seriously made me laugh out loud.]

05. Birthplace?
Buffalo
A drinking city with a football problem. Buffalo is known for the overwhelming number of bars per square mile, the ever changing weather conditions, and it's diehard football and hockey fans who always believe that "this season this will be the season we go all the way"! It might have it's political havoc, an incredibly high crime rate, and a failing economy, but Buffalonians have an unexplainable bond to each other and the city. Buffalo is also widely recognized for being the biggest small town in America. Everyone knows everyone who knows everyone. This city may have it's faults but it is a great place to be during any holiday(s).
Drunk driving is a sport in Buffalo.

No matter where they travel in the world, a Buffalonian will run into other Buffalonians


06. Month of your birth:
January
The best month of the year with February right behind.when the coolest/hottest people were born. Also the prettiest time of the year..snow & winter time. Who doesnt love January?

Person 1: Im glad its January

Person 2: Hell yea my birthdays this month!

Person 1: IKR?! mine too.

Person 2: who doesnt love January?

Person 1: only losers


07. Last person you talked to?
Damon
another word meaning sexy. usually refering to guys.
damn that guy is damon

[Ha...ha ha ha. *eyes light up at the name*]



08. One of your nicknames:
Laur
Whimsically dramatic and possibly misdirected.
Her intension's may have been good, but alas it ended up so laur.